Sibling Who Loves Gadgets Prints

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

The cell phone soother for life.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Newborns on cell phones

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

Scanning documents

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Bad Parent Computers.

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Just between us...I only follow his tweets because he feeds me.

"Before we begin, let's all take a moment to Google the true meaning of Christmas."

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'