Geeky Parent Gifts

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Homeschooling

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms