Parent Of A Tech-savvy Kid Gifts

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

"Do you mind if I ask my computer?"

"That's my modem."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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'She posted her first blog today.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

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"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

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'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."