Geeky Sibling Pillows

Right click for yes...

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Bathroom Fairy

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

The Wolfman's Brother

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Bad Parent Computers.

Scanning documents

Francis Bacon

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

"I've brought you the worlds smallest phone, but here's the catch!"

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"Why can't I give you a haircut?"

"Yeah...he's my brother. I inherited the cool genes!"