Technology Enthusiast Sibling Pillows

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Mac OS 20

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Michael Jackson.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Virtual Beach

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Drone Baby Delivery

Newborns on cell phones

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."