Digital-enthusiast Sibling Pillows

Scanning documents

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mac OS 20

Michael Jackson.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Newborns on cell phones

Desert Mirage

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."