Science-enthusiast Sibling Pillows

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Mac OS 20

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Michael Jackson.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

A Truism's Journey

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Warhol Exhibit

Desert Mirage

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

Campaign 2010.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Balloon Flight

The world's oldest braided rug

Bad Parent Computers.

Class War by Other Means