Science-enthusiast Sibling Pillows

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

A Truism's Journey

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Desert Mirage

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Warhol Exhibit

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

Campaign 2010.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Balloon Flight

Bad Parent Computers.

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

The small servant's dinner