Tech Enthusiast Baby Pillows

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

The cell phone soother for life.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Downloading Pregnancy

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

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