Baby Tech Genius Pillows

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

i-teddy

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Newborns on cell phones

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'