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Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

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'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Silver Surfer.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

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Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

Block block.

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."