Digital Baby Genius Pillows

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

The modern generation!

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Silver Surfer.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Technology is for babies!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Today's Mothers Day!

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

We ARE playing catch.

Block block.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"