Baby Tech Trendsetter Pillows

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Baby rocks!

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

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No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"