Baby Trendsetter Pillows

Baby rocks!

Twenty-first century baby walker

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Haircuts

Hair Crop Circle

'Baby's first two-step.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I want one of those!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Nice bling!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Elvis Presley

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Designer Baby.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."