Teen Trendsetter Pillows

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"Baldo, wash that phony hicky off your neck! Hickies are disgusting and tacky. I don't think any girl with any taste would think otherwise."

Obnox.com.

"I'm trying to be more mindful of what's happening on my phone."

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Woke Jersey Shore

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Cybergoths.

Which way to menswear?