Teen Trendsetters Pillows

Beefeaters laughing at teenager's silly outfit.

'Teenagers!'

Haircuts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"We have the exact same taste."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Obnox.com.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'