Millennial Trendsetter Pillows

Woke Jersey Shore

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Do you like my bling?

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

Which way to menswear?

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'