Trendy Millennial Pillows

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Fur Baby

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Young MacDonald

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Captain Millennial

Millennial Pain Assessment

Man bun tending

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"I think we have mice in the walls."

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

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Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."