Millennial Vibe Pillows

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Wifi in Hell

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Young MacDonald

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Millennial Pain Assessment

Man bun tending

Captain Millennial

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Millennial

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

Disloyal

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

'I must be slipping in my old age. Yesterday I completely forgot to annoy my parents.'

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."