Millennial Culture Follower Pillows

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Fur Baby

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Woke Jersey Shore

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Aqua Cool

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

Captain Millennial

Dr Phil meets his match...

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

Man bun tending