Millennial Culture Fan Pillows

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Early Colour TV

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Tunnel of TV

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Hooray for Bollywood!

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

American Gothic Selfie