Millennial Culture Explorer Pillows

"What's a phone book?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

'Yes, but is it tart?'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Teenage Yoda

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Teen Owl

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

'Kids today!'

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

Millennial Pain Assessment

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #1

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."