Millennial Culture Buff Pillows

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wifi in Hell

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Elvis Presley

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Pearly King and Queen

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

A meeting on the pier

Maypole

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Barry Norman

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."