Millennial Culture Buff Pillows

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Pearly King and Queen

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Picasso: The Early Years

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The High Line at Giza

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Maypole

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

A meeting on the pier

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.