Millennial Culture Explorer Prints

"What's a phone book?"

Wifi in Hell

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

'Yes, but is it tart?'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

Teenage Yoda

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Teen Owl

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

Millennial Pain Assessment

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

'Kids today!'

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'