Millennial Trend Enthusiast Prints

Disloyal

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

Turkey a la Mode

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Millennial Pain Assessment

Man bun tending

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

"Great stupid haircut!"

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"What's a phone book?"

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Crybaby Millennials

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

'No.'

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

"This is Beckett. He's going to be the donor for your hipster replacement."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"I spotted his selfie stick!"