Millennial Trend Enthusiast Gifts

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Woke Jersey Shore

"The season finale of the world is near."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

Turkey a la Mode

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

Millennial Pain Assessment

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"Great stupid haircut!"

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"What's a phone book?"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Crybaby Millennials

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"This is Beckett. He's going to be the donor for your hipster replacement."

"I spotted his selfie stick!"

"Like my Facebook page."