Millennial Culture Seeker Gifts

Millennial Pain Assessment

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Teen's Comet

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Over-reaction Man.

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Asian Adventure Vacations

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

Teenage Yoda

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

High pants/Low pants.

The Children Are Our Future!

Teen Owl

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

A statue points to an art bandit.

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."