Millennial Culture Follower Gifts

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Stephen Fry

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Paul McCartney

Aqua Cool

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Amy Winehouse

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Dr Phil meets his match...

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."