Millennial Lifestyle Gifts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Young MacDonald

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Millennial Pain Assessment

Captain Millennial

Man bun tending

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Crybaby Millennials

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

People ride an escalator to the gym.

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

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