Millennials Gifts

"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

Millennial

Politically Correct Snowperson

Wifi in Hell

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

Voting on their Seats

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Captain Millennial

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Hipster Charm Offensive

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Crybaby Millennials

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"Fabric softener, chain restaurants, divorce—you millennials are killing everything. I'm impressed."

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."