Culture Seeker Gifts

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

Entering Athens, Georgia - The Athens of Georgia

Educational Experience Ahead.

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'Help! Culture!'

'Here, it's a fabulous ancient ruin, but back home it's just another slum.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"...And the humus is that good?!!"

'This has been a test of the museum's emergency broadcasting system. Had this been a real emergency, you would have been asked to make a donation.'

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

Museum Map

Along the Thames, Where the Tourists Roost

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'It would be for extra credit in my sociology class.'

Asian Adventure Vacations

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Tourism

"We're driving upstate to take in the gorgeous display of colorful locals."

On 'oliday

A woman listening to an audio guide

Summer Exhibition

'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'

Now showing, at a University near you...

'I'm sorry, but you couldn't get a flight to Beijing that soon for all the tea in China.'

The Michaelangelo Code.

No I have not been to the dordogne,edinburgh festival or a villa in tuscany

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

Alfred the Nosy

A statue points to an art bandit.

'Sir, could you spare a few bucks for a symphony ticket?'

Culture!

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

Cézanne, Mont Sainte-Victoire