Cultural Connection Seeker Gifts

'Should have shook hands...' - 'Should have bowed...' - 'Should have read the keynote...'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Several generations live together in Cuba

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WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

An English and French student converse.

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Developers at small African village.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

American GI marries a British bride.

Asian Adventure Vacations

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?