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'My facebook friends don't understand me...'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

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"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

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'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Unplugged.

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

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A princess looking for frogs

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"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Girl praying for love

Woman seeks male companion...