The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.
Connection Seekers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a connection seeker who treasures deep relationships and meaningful conversations? Our collection celebrates those who cherish forming new bonds and strengthening old ones, offering thoughtful and fun products that truly resonate.
"That explains why there's no electricity between us."
Connecting
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
WiFi Signals
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."
'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'
"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."
They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
Rustic Campgrounds.
Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?
Unplugged.
"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"
"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."
"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."
"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."
Symbiotic Connections
"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."
Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart
Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.
"Need hug."
After 15 years Mike was released
Online Couples Therapy
"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."
"Links"
A cold day in Hell.
Connection Seekers Gifts Collection
Connection Seekers Mugs
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