Human Connection Seeker Gifts

'Martha, I actually reached a human being.'

'Online baking is convenient but what I miss most is walking over to the bank and chatting with the tellers.'

"I just want to interact with another human being..."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Symbiotic Connections

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Connecting

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

Wang Yangming opens a heart.