Digital Connections Seeker Gifts

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"OMG! I just got born!"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Unplugged.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

Symbiotic Connections

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

Connecting

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

After 15 years Mike was released