Digital Connections Seeker Pillows

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"OMG! I just got born!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Symbiotic Connections

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Connecting

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

After 15 years Mike was released

Online Couples Therapy