Cultural Connection Seeker Pillows

'Should have shook hands...' - 'Should have bowed...' - 'Should have read the keynote...'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Several generations live together in Cuba

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

Developers at small African village.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

Unplugged.

Asian Adventure Vacations

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

American GI marries a British bride.