Cultural Seeker Gifts

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Alien David statue

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

The Witches Discover The Wok

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Carioca

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

Mohammad's motors

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Charming, absolutely charming."