Cultural Traveler Gifts

A French Lady Conversing With An English Gentleman.

'Bloody tourists.'

'Welcome to beagle island.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Witches Discover The Wok

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."