Cultural Traveler Gifts

A French Lady Conversing With An English Gentleman.

'Bloody tourists.'

'Welcome to beagle island.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Alien David statue

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mr. Punch in Venice

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Now showing, at a University near you...

The Witches Discover The Wok

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Stonehenge Explained