Cultured Traveler Gifts

Flags

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Alien David statue

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Now showing, at a University near you...

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

See you at Charing Cross!

Hoxton map.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Streetcar in New Orleans

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What?'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Tourist Directions

Arabian Nights.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'Of course you've got the right not to agree with me! But that doesn't mean that you should really do so, Borinsky!'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

Asian Adventure Vacations

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

Man Painting Road.

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

A statue points to an art bandit.

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."