Culture Voyager Gifts

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Flags

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alien David statue

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Witches Discover The Wok

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Stonehenge Explained

Cossack dancers

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."