Cultural Voyageur Gifts

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Flags

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Mr. Punch in Venice

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."