Cultural Voyageur Gifts

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Flags

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Mr. Punch in Venice

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Stonehenge Explained

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Didgeridoo

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'