Cultural Traveller Gifts

Cerne Abbas

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Where Indian ink came from.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Now showing, at a University near you...

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"