Cultural Tourist Gifts

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Flags

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Easter Candy Island.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

Josephine Baker

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New around here?

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Tourist Directions

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Le Roi Kong

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"He's bracing himself for the tourist onslaught."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Noah's Ark

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Easter Island Bonnets

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Fast Food Sacrifice

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Liptops in Stock.