Artful Tourist Gifts

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Guitarist

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Gesundheit."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Colours

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Travel Scenes

"He didn't do squat for cats."

For services to Tourism. . .

Historic and Modern Bath

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Billie Eilish caricature

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Woman painting a man drowning.

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Man Painting Road.

Young affection

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Torn paper dinosaur

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Art Gallery: All my own work.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')