Artful Tourist T-Shirts

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Guitarist

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Gesundheit."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Colours

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Travel Scenes

Limbo Day at the Palace

Billie Eilish caricature

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Torn paper dinosaur

Art Gallery: All my own work.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Man Painting Road.

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Woman painting a man drowning.

Young affection