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'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Face painting by numbers.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Kid doing cave paintings

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

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"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Gesundheit."

Odd Mortarboards.

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.