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Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I could do that.'

'I thought this only happened in cartoons.'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"We must be on a stealth mission: He's using brushes"

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'That's quite a loose style you've got there, Mrs. Fernbush!'

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Oh, sure, she paints and they all go gaga. But I do interpretive dance and they all yell "stampede!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Artist painting in the rain.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Artistic Licence.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Objection. Counsel is painting an unrealistic portrait of the witness."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Tall and Short Painters

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'I hate Mondays!'

'Excuse me, Miss, but the instant photo booth is across the street.'

"Well, it's not my idea of face painting!"

Eric Owens

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The Creative Process

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Self Portrait.

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