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"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Jackson Pollock Studio

Kid doing cave paintings

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Maria Sibylla Merian

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'What's on the other side?...'

Mammoth Posing

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.