Modern Art Adventurer T-Shirts

"For some reason, this one really speaks to me."

The Rise of Modern Art

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Jackson Pollock Studio

Convenience.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

"Gesundheit."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Odd Mortarboards.

'What's on the other side?...'