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Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Josephine Baker

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

New around here?

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Tourist Directions

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Fast Food Sacrifice

Noah's Ark

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Le Roi Kong

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'